My name is Jack. I play trombone. God this sounds like some kind of AA meeting....
watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals
DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.
Look how fat and blubbery they are! I am in love.
this is all I want in life
If you are having a bad day I promise this will make it better