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sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

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j6:

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

that’s exactly what a mirmaid would say. looks like ive caught me a live one

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livefitdiefit:

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

I thought I was the only one

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

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quorious:

this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show

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lysnk2:

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lysnk2:

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