whitehouse:

The President is answering your questions tomorrow, and it will be awesome. Tune in Tuesday at 4 p.m. ET on whitehouse.tumblr.com.

You know, if you’re hip to all these things.

(via spiritedawaybycalciferstotoro)

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miss-doctorwho:

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

image

so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

image

why

wow past you was a bitch

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pixiree:

jirachi:

huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

pixiree:

jirachi:

huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

(via obi-wan-the-cannoli)

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batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

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generationfree:


lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

(via classybrute)

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christiannejoie:

sadtubaplayer dirkplaystwoba

(Source: vinebox, via sittingincorners)

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"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"

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thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

(via tubaplaysmatt)

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